(Sorry B, you are gonna be soooo disappointed. HAHAHA!)
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Letter 7 — Your Ex-crush
Dear g0d,
I still remember how we met... (so melodrama)
It was one fateful Sports Day when I was in Sec2, doing Red Cross duty. You were one of the runners for the 100m dash, if I'm not wrong? I don't know if you thought it was cool or what, YOU RAN WITHOUT SHOES OR SOCKS ON ON THE BURNING TRACKS. Naturally, you somehow burnt your underfeet and the skin on both feet jitao PEELED OUT + BLOOD.
Omgosh that was crazy okay. The first time I saw your feet I totally felt v disturbed because it was really a vvvv disgusting sight T_T They were so bad that the ambulance had to come give you some sort of more proper first aid?
Soooo fanning and talking to you (PART OF MY JOB OK, not flirting LOL), somehow got to know you lah hahahahaha. (Shitz gonna get disturbed about this post)
Because of Jiale, this became an open crush fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. So diulian max when she wtf shouted "______! Got someone like you!" in the school canteen during recess time!!! I was so embarrassed I went to hide in the girls' toilet because I knew Jiale was bringing you around looking for me MYGAWDDDD.
щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
Bell rang; just when I thought it was safe and went back to class, wtf Jiale brought the bunch of you all up?!
щ(ﾟДﾟщ) FML!!!!
I was so embarrassed I CRIED. (Yes, I cried. HAHA. VVV DIULIAN MAX OKAY! Imagine somebody did that to you!)
But then at that time I think you v cool because you went asking my classmates for tissue paper for me and stuffed it in my hand. LOL!! (Cannot help umchio-ing now LOL!) Then you also coolly wrote down your phone number on a piece of receipt and gave me. HAHAHA at that time freaking shuang 'cause I never ask from you, but vvv paiseh also!
So that's how we became friends! (Y)
I like you (as a friend) for how you never purposely try to avoid me and still maintain a NORMAL friendship with me instead of like some people flirt around and such. (HE STILL INTRO ME TO THE GIRL HE LIKED AT THAT TIME LOH! So sad can that time!)
And the best thing is, you still rmbr to wish me 'Happy Birthday' EVERY YEAR with a super duper long sms leh! I thought maybe like will be a come-and-go person but who knows! HAHA! That's why this sms of yours I appreciate a lot! Because like never always talk but you still rmbr me kind.
(Most of my secondary school friends have alrdy stopped wishing me personally :( SO SAD. Facebook bday wish not counted hor)
So, I thank you a lot for this friendship. Just wanna tell you I appreciate it a lot!
With Love,
Jacquelyn
(knn suddenly rmbr last time he always type my full name out, so 不习惯! LOL!)
Dear g0d,
I still remember how we met... (so melodrama)
It was one fateful Sports Day when I was in Sec2, doing Red Cross duty. You were one of the runners for the 100m dash, if I'm not wrong? I don't know if you thought it was cool or what, YOU RAN WITHOUT SHOES OR SOCKS ON ON THE BURNING TRACKS. Naturally, you somehow burnt your underfeet and the skin on both feet jitao PEELED OUT + BLOOD.
Omgosh that was crazy okay. The first time I saw your feet I totally felt v disturbed because it was really a vvvv disgusting sight T_T They were so bad that the ambulance had to come give you some sort of more proper first aid?
Soooo fanning and talking to you (PART OF MY JOB OK, not flirting LOL), somehow got to know you lah hahahahaha. (Shitz gonna get disturbed about this post)
Because of Jiale, this became an open crush fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. So diulian max when she wtf shouted "______! Got someone like you!" in the school canteen during recess time!!! I was so embarrassed I went to hide in the girls' toilet because I knew Jiale was bringing you around looking for me MYGAWDDDD.
щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
Bell rang; just when I thought it was safe and went back to class, wtf Jiale brought the bunch of you all up?!
щ(ﾟДﾟщ) FML!!!!
I was so embarrassed I CRIED. (Yes, I cried. HAHA. VVV DIULIAN MAX OKAY! Imagine somebody did that to you!)
But then at that time I think you v cool because you went asking my classmates for tissue paper for me and stuffed it in my hand. LOL!! (Cannot help umchio-ing now LOL!) Then you also coolly wrote down your phone number on a piece of receipt and gave me. HAHAHA at that time freaking shuang 'cause I never ask from you, but vvv paiseh also!
So that's how we became friends! (Y)
I like you (as a friend) for how you never purposely try to avoid me and still maintain a NORMAL friendship with me instead of like some people flirt around and such. (HE STILL INTRO ME TO THE GIRL HE LIKED AT THAT TIME LOH! So sad can that time!)
And the best thing is, you still rmbr to wish me 'Happy Birthday' EVERY YEAR with a super duper long sms leh! I thought maybe like will be a come-and-go person but who knows! HAHA! That's why this sms of yours I appreciate a lot! Because like never always talk but you still rmbr me kind.
(Most of my secondary school friends have alrdy stopped wishing me personally :( SO SAD. Facebook bday wish not counted hor)
So, I thank you a lot for this friendship. Just wanna tell you I appreciate it a lot!
With Love,
Jacquelyn
(knn suddenly rmbr last time he always type my full name out, so 不习惯! LOL!)
(OHMYGAWD. This is the longest letter I wrote because it was narrating a story. HAHAHA. Part of my growing up, so must share to all my secret admirers out there! HAHA!)
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Okay I know many of you might already be laughing at the name 'g0d', especially at the 'zer0' used, that I used to call him but whtvr, it's a good memory so I am happy to laugh tgt w you guys :)
I totally still rmbr how Koh Wei Jie (yes, KOH, the one in our History group) used to read my old blog (then Final Fantasy-themed) and laugh at all my 'g0d's back then. He would never fail to talk to me about the 'zer0' in the blog entries whenever a new entry with 'g0d' was up.
LOL!
Okay lah I am actually laughing at my own stupidity back then, right now. Nothing to do so decided to write letter can or not? Hehe goodnight earthlings!
P.S/ Hiiii dicksontan dunch anyhow think okay? HAHAHA. Just a random post! Don't use this to attack me. Muacks! LOL.
